Calling 9-1-1 for Sauce

Oh, this is one of the funniest news stories I've heard in a long time. A man in Jacksonville, FL called 9-1-1 because the workers at Subway did not make his sandwich the way he wanted. Apparently, he wanted sauce on his sandwich and when they refused, he became enraged. The subway workers had to lock the costumer outside the restaurant which angered the man even more.
To retaliate, the man called 9-1-1 to report a no saucing :) After a few moments, he called again because the officers were taking too long. When the officers arrived, he would not calm down or listen to the explanation of the proper use of 9-1-1. Obviously, he was arrested on the charge of making false 9-1-1 calls.